Ooo lala

Jenna: "All the French do is have sex."
Katie: "I'm French."


'I want to get in your pantalons.' - Pierre

Hawties

Top picture: us in our 80's?

http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/

Jenna on McDonald's

While listening to classical music on Pandora today, an advertisement for Pandora came on.

Jenna: "Ugh, I hate Pandora. Especially when they have ads for McDonald's."

Me: "Jenna, you love McDonald's. You eat there all the time."

Jenna: "I don't want to talk about it, it's a sketchy area of my life. I just hate when they talk about their chipotle angus blah blah blah heartworm burger. Like, too many things in the name of it. It just grosses me out."

Morning Excercise: Listen to this

Taking it to the next level

SORRY YOU GUYS MISSED IT!

Dear Jonathon Canada and Jenna Jorgensen



Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.

May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.

Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.

Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.

Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=201102#95229. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.



Signed,

Ministry of Love iROM.org

"Before I saw that movie I didnt know there were different sized vaginas"

*"In my defense I saw that movie when I was relatively young"
-Russ

Melissa is a small rodent killer

[If a rat crawled into her bed]: "I would literally drive a butter knife through its head."

Hater gonna hate.

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My Tears

I almost feel bad posting this one but..... it was a funny quote.  Lindsey was having a rough day yesterday and having a mini life crisis. While she was crying she told me that she has cried so much lately that if we saved all of her tears that she would be able to fix the water shortage in Africa.
Thank you Lindsey for your humanitarian efforts. 

Just Another Day in Apt. 65

Today Lindsey came in my room to clip her fingernails. She was clipping them a good distance away from me, but one clipping somehow shot several feet across the room, hitting my hand and landing on the keyboard of my laptop. Not okay. Shortly before this occurred, Jenna says she has a headache and she just needs...heroine.

Then Katie and I looked at all the adorbs boots on sale at Urban Outfitters, where she one day hopes to be a model.

Typical.

She Models for Urban

"I'm a dog whisperer." - Katie

Also, she's a dog whisperer.

CLASSIC SKATING!!!

Katie is in a sign language class. One day we're talking about braille for some reason or another and Jenna proceeds to ask Katie if she is learning how to read braille in her sign language class.

Close, but wrong disability Jenna my dear.

Super Cute Pics. Totes.

When I look at the last one, all that I think is "I am weird." Which I am pretty sure that I heard from the other room a few minutes ago.

Jenna and her Conversation with Jonathan

So while I was sitting on the couch writing my Candide Essay I was ease dropping on Jenna and Jonathan's conversation on their perspective on being humans, animals, and multiple random things. Classic Jenna Comments:

" I wouldn't want to be an animal because they don't get to enjoy Cafe Rio, they have to go out and kill their own food."

"I should just be a permanent infant." 

"Jonathan you can't be a fish, they don't have feelings and don't buy a rodent then we would both walk around smelling like rodents."

"You know how I am abusive......it's how I show love. I am glad I am a girl and can say that cause guys can't say that."